Customer Reviews
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I am one happy camper with my Mushroom Love masterpiece of a shirt. I recently wore it out on the strip in Vegas and boy, oh boy what a NIGHT! The compliments from people fucked up on drugs were numerous, with some wanting to buy my shirt so they could stare at it the entire time they were high. On three separate occasions, I got hit on by gay men. One of the times it was a couple and they wanted to make a psychedelic sandwich with me. Girls wanted their picture taken with me and I should have charged money considering the show girls do it; that and the first girl lifted my wallet so I could really use the money. It's probably the best shirt every attention desperate, middle aged man, high on some good Grand Daddy Purple can have. The higher I got, the better the shirt looked to me. When the wife and I got back to our room, all the attention I received wearing the shirt made her hornier than the brass section of a marching band. She rode me like a thoroughbred with nothing on, but that shirt! I can't thank you guys enough for allowing me the pleasure of owning this shirt! It's looks good, makes me look good, and get's me laid with the wife. A win, win, and WIN situation! Then walking the Strip at night in all that neon: talk about a fucking miracle of a sight for the high eyes to see! I walked into a great number of things because I couldn't stop watching the wonderful, full scale assault, of sheer, beautiful, color pouring into my bloodshot, red, stoned to the BeJesus Belt, eyes. One guy punched me in the face, but quickly apologized once looking at my shirt. The shirt is so damned bright, you have no trouble finding dried blood and it's very easy to give it a quick spot clean. The more I walked around the strip, the higher I was getting. Finally, the heat was getting to me so I took the shirt off and waved it like a psychedelic flag of glory and praised it's existence to all that would listen. It was at this point a dragon started to chase me, and low and behold, the fuckin' shirt even makes dragons bow their heads in acquiescence. It was then that I realized that I had probably spent the best $25 on anything in my entire life! I woke up the following morning wearing nothing but the shirt, euphorically drained, and thanking every god in the heavens I followed through with the spam ad OwlMatrix has on Facebook. I've included a photo of an instant that goes beyond coincidence, and be only Devine intervention. I was wearing the shirt and heading back to my room and I look to my left, and there is a guy standing there where the exact same shirt!! We quickly grabbed our cameras in disbelief and snapped evidence of the encounter. Thanks again owl-folk for my shirt, I look forward to buying more. You wouldn't happen to make crouch less women's underwear in any of those vibrantly colored images?
Bought 3 of them, one for a friend living in Texas, one for my son, and one for myself.
All very bright and shoey. Hold color well. and are the talk of the town.
BE BOLD WEAR MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!
This is a great shirt! Beautiful colours even after washing. Fits and feels great! I've gotten so many compliments for this shirt, I've lost count. A definite winner and I will be purchasing more!
Many people have said how cool it is. I grow mushrooms so it's going to be my go to customer when I do web stuff. Love it
